The List

  1. Hong Kong Investment Banking Wankers
  2. Hong Kong taxi drivers who can’t drive
  3. Hong Kong rude locals
  4. Hong Kong Indian tailors in Tsim Sha Tsui
  5. Repulsive British men in Hong Kong
  6. No good places for coffee in Hong Kong
  7. Old people everywhere in Hong Kong
  8. Hong Kong girls want to be white
  9. Hong Kong air quality is toxic
  10. Hong Kong is too local and gossipy
  11. You can only buy sweet bread rolls in Hong Kong
  12. In Hong Kong, people eat noisily, slurp, and burp loudly
  13. Hong Kong dating agencies can’t help you find a nice guys
  14. Hong Kong Human Resources managers are retarded
  15. Hong Kong people should be banned from using umbrellas
  16. Hong Kong men voted world’s worst and chivalry-less
  17. Hong Kong working hours
  18. Lack of personal space in Hong Kong
  19. Hong Kong girls voted world’s ugliest
  20. Hong Kong SAR to change ‘Mid-Levels’ to ‘White Ghetto’
  21. Mainland Chinese in Hong Kong
  22. Consultants in Hong Kong
  23. Lack of personal hygiene in Hong Kong
  24. Treatment of domestic helpers
  25. Hong Kong girls eat so much but don’t get fat
  26. Hong Kong food guides
  27. I hate Hello Kitty
  28. East Asia games, what a joke!
  29. Worst apartment designs
  30. Rich single women in Hong Kong
  31. Westerners who expect everyone to speak English

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{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

T August 5, 2009 at 12:21 am

How do i contribute? I have a list a mile long!

Hong Kong Massacre Editor August 5, 2009 at 10:17 am

Send us an email to speakit@hongkongmassacre.com – we love hearing your pet hates!

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Michelle Ong May 8, 2012 at 5:45 am

Hi, I found your site is interesting and informative about the culture and attitude of Hong Kongers … Btw, can you write a post about Hong Kong police? I find they are more dedicated and patience compared to the US police force.. I can’t believe the HK police can be so patience to be scolded and rude by the people.. If this happens in the US, the police immediately pull the person to the lock-up and charged as dangerous and threating to the society :)

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